This page is for the keeping of program Bios that will probably not be used by any reputable theater company ever. 

Boring:

Pete Sears is a native of Lexington, Kentucky and has been a fixture of Lexington professional theater for the better part of 20 years. He is also the author of the book,

"1000 Things a New Actor Should Know"  His last show was...

Slightly Silly:

Writing program Bios is now on the list of things Pete Sears is no longer allowed to do. Nor can i discuss why, as the litigation is still pending.

Pete Sears is a native of Lexington, Kentucky and has been a fixture of Lexington professional theater for the better part of 20 years. He is also the author of the book,

"1000 Things a New Actor Should Know"  His last show was...

Extremely Silly:

Mr Sears would like to take the opportunity to correct certain popular misconceptions about himself:

1) Regardless of what certain members of his family have said, he was not raised by wild dogs.

2) He has never spent time in either a siberian gulag,buddhist monastery,federal penitentiary, or any secret Vatican enclaves

3) He has never actually been indicted on treason charges.

4) He categorically denies ever working for the C.I.A. in any capacity

5) He does not have a 3rd nipple.

6) While they did call him mad at the university, It had nothing to do with his research.

7) He can no longer hear silent dog whistles

8) The Weekly World News is no longer paying for nude photos of him.Stop asking.